85 is not average

I speak of course about E3. Rumours over the last 72 hours have been bouncing all around the web, “Oh no, E3 is cancelled, where will I see real women to wank over now?” or “Its the worst thing to happened to gameses ever 111one one one”. Over-reaction was never so well exampled than in instances of crap news reporting demonstrated thusly:

Next-Generation stride forward, with their eyes firmly aimed at a desolate future, weaping at the loss. Or do I mean failing to fully digest the news, and just making stuff up? You decide.

4 Colour Rebellion are easily led by Next-Generation, as were so many others… “The web space has been rampant all day with a rumor that E3, as we know it, will cease to exist from here on out. Next Generation has the exclusive, stating that…”

The world would not be complete without any willy waving, as so animated here, by planetxbox360. Well done on the prediction fellas (“Now for a little self-promotion, we here at Planet Xbox 360 actually predicted that something like this would occur back in May.”), you must have massive penises.

Sadly the web, after a nice little bit of panic, and lets be honest, everyone likes to have a bit of flap now any then, has recovered, with most of the main contirbutors to the furor of incorrect stories, now turning against all the other sites, and having a good old yap about it. Well done all round.

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