85 is not average

Everyone and his dog and the dogs fleas is muttering about the free gold live 10 day period, approaching us at a constant rate (Wednesday September 20th to Friday 29th). As I see it, this is akin to the tantilising 10 minutes of soft core pronography cable and satalite dangle in front of your flacid junk at midnight, goading you to turn you balls inside out in record time. Lets see anyone achieve that, if you’ve had the internet for any length of time.

We’ve all become desensitised. And don’t play coy, you know exactly what I mean, you wanker. (See what I did there?) In effect you’ll have nine days (count them) to wank yourself blind, so fucking well get some toilet rolls, something nice you know, charmin, treat yourself like, and have a good old tug on your 360.

Sweetening this deal are some special events on a few of the fave games, which include:

Now remember, be clean. Don’t stay up late. Always use protection. And look both ways when you cross the road.

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