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GTA 4

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

If the following picture is to be believed, the next incarnation of the world famous Grand Theft Auto will have the lead character possessing two X chromosomes.

Gta4

Interesting if true, I’ve never been a fan of the series so far, even the 2D incarnations left me cold (although I did enjoy the soundtrack in Vice City).

Edit - Rockstar have apparently dismissed the picture as a fake, oh well

Battlefield 2 vs Coalition Forces

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

Sequence of events:

  • EA releases Battlefield 2
  • Fan makes in-game recording using dialogue ripped from Team America: World Police
  • American anti-terrorist organisation mistakes recording for actual terrorist activities
  • Hilarity ensues

Full report here (requires flash)

Proof that the Doom III engine can do bright surfaces

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006

There’s an impressive video over at teamxbox.com showing off ‘Prey’, the new FPS game which uses the Doom III engine, it looks very nice.

Pity ID didn’t turn the brightness up on their Doom III dev-boxes, eh?

Prey box art

Possibly the most smug trailer in the world

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

I’m looking forward to Halo 3 as much as the next man, (unless the next man works for Sony), but the latest media offering from Studio Bungie is almost un-watchable due to the high self-love content.

http://www.bungie.net/News/TopStory.aspx?link=e3makingof

Presumably after verbally copulating with the game’s design on-screen, the talking heads in the trailer all went back to their cubicles to compose love letters to each other.

BBC idiots

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006

Thanks to the unique way the BBC is funded, they can afford to make outrageous mistakes on their news website, and still get paid at the end of the month.

Exhibit A: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/5041690.stm

(on the NintendoDS game ‘Brain Training’)

“In a Tokyo classroom, a teacher demonstrates how to turn on the PlayStation Portable and plug in the disc with the game on it.”

“In this version the player has to solve simple sums as quickly as possible. But there are many different types of game on the market, not just for the PlayStation, but Nintendo and other models too.”

I suppose doing a bit of journalistic research at the beeb would get in the way of snorting coke off an nubile lady’s buttocks.

Edit - 4-June-06, it looks like BBC News has corrected the information now, it’s lucky nobody noticed, eh?

Way of the Rodent - June ‘06

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006

Another excellent edition of Way of the Rodent is out today, which includes this little gem:

As always, you can reach Way of the Rodent at http://www.wayoftherodent.com/

Stop raping my childhood, please

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

Have a good look at these screens:

Take a guess what game it’s from.

Here’s a clue, it’s from a remake of a game you may have played in the arcade if you are of a certain age. You may have even played in the sit down version, positioned next to the Space Harrier and Star Wars Cabinet.

Give up?

Well, it’s from the new Spy Hunter game starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

You know? Spy Hunter? That game in the 80s where your car turns in to a boat to the tune of the Peter Gunn theme?

I kid you not.

http://thespyhunter.com/