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	<title>85 is not average</title>
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	<description>Score it honest, please.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2006 15:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Impending Microsoft golden cock tease XXX</title>
		<link>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/09/07/impending-microsoft-golden-cock-tease-xxx/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2006 15:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Micro$oft</category>
	<category>Hype</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone and his dog and the dogs fleas is muttering about the free gold live 10 day period, approaching us at a constant rate (Wednesday September 20th to Friday 29th). As I see it, this is akin to the tantilising 10 minutes of soft core pronography cable and satalite dangle in front of your flacid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atari Hipocritical Gloatfest 2006</title>
		<link>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/08/11/atari-hipocritical-gloatfest-2006/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chet</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Bad</category>
	<category>General</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Atari&#8217;s VP of Sales and Marketing, Nique Fajors has not only forgotten how to spell his real name (Nick Fudger?), but also the fact that the spongy mattress he now sleeps on is made of thick wadges of Ubisoft cash.

Of course Driv3r was a pile of shit, of course it was thrown headfirst out the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BF2142 HYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPE</title>
		<link>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/07/31/bf2142-hypehypehypehypehypehypehypehype/</link>
		<comments>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/07/31/bf2142-hypehypehypehypehypehypehypehype/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2006 17:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Sequels</category>
	<category>Hype</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Barely content with setting one severly under-developed game loose, EA have forced DICE (presumable under duress, who the fuck else would churn out poorly tested games at such a furious pace) to spew forth what seems to be a new &#8216;game&#8216;. I&#8217;m not actually sure you can call it a new game. It does seem [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Contageous alarmists threaten famous short skirt expo.</title>
		<link>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/07/31/contageous-alarmists-threaten-famous-short-skirt-expo/</link>
		<comments>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/07/31/contageous-alarmists-threaten-famous-short-skirt-expo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Bad</category>
	<category>Hype</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I speak of course about E3. Rumours over the last 72 hours have been bouncing all around the web, &#8220;Oh no, E3 is cancelled, where will I see real women to wank over now?&#8221; or &#8220;Its the worst thing to happened to gameses ever 111one one one&#8221;. Over-reaction was never so well exampled than in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EA Get &#8220;Excited&#8221; About Wii, Propose Regurgitant Mediocrity</title>
		<link>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/07/14/ea-get-excited-about-wii-propose-regurgitant-mediocrity/</link>
		<comments>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/07/14/ea-get-excited-about-wii-propose-regurgitant-mediocrity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2006 12:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chet</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Bad</category>
	<category>Tragedies</category>
	<category>Sequels</category>
	<category>Hype</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a move that will come as a suprise to nobody at all, EA have announced their first wave of uninspiring titles for the forthcoming Nintendo Wii.  Have a good hard think about what some of them might be, then click through to the rest of the article&#8230;

Give yourself a point for each of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All Roads Lead to Romero</title>
		<link>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/07/11/all-roads-lead-to-romero/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chet</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Tragedies</category>
	<category>Hype</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[World famous level designer John Romero is having another go at running her own dev studio. Unconfirmed rumours have it that Romero was walking down the front steps of her house when her ridiculous hair blew into her face, causing her to trip up and land on her oversized skull, erasing all memories of what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>True PSP privacy finally!</title>
		<link>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/07/02/true-psp-privacy-finally/</link>
		<comments>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/07/02/true-psp-privacy-finally/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jul 2006 20:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Tragedies</category>
	<category>$ony</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some incredibly useful people, you know, the sort that would be essential to the survival of mankind should there be a terrible appocolypse or whatever, have &#8216;invented&#8216; the best &#8216;device&#8216; ever. The illustration really tells you the whole store, thank fuck they came up with it.



Catch the original shit page here.

Updated

As a follow up, Jesty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not new, but required viewing.</title>
		<link>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/06/30/not-new-but-required-viewing/</link>
		<comments>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/06/30/not-new-but-required-viewing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2006 14:07:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Bad</category>
	<category>Tragedies</category>
	<category>Hype</category>
	<category>$ony</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Sony E3 presentation has now become internet legend. I was going to post this before, but Robbo has reminded me by mentioining it today in IRC. So here is another remix, arguably the best so far. Watch it now.



See it on YouTube here.
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		<title>GTA 4</title>
		<link>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/06/22/gta-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2006 19:04:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyherbert</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Micro$oft</category>
	<category>Hype</category>
	<category>$ony</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the following picture is to be believed, the next incarnation of the world famous Grand Theft Auto will have the lead character possessing two X chromosomes.



Interesting if true, I&#8217;ve never been a fan of the series so far, even the 2D incarnations left me cold (although I did enjoy the soundtrack in Vice City).

Edit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Battlefield 2 vs Coalition Forces</title>
		<link>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/06/22/battlefield-2-vs-coalition-forces/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2006 18:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyherbert</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Bad</category>
	<category>Sequels</category>
	<category>Hype</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sequence of events:


EA releases Battlefield 2
Fan makes in-game recording using dialogue ripped from Team America: World Police
American anti-terrorist organisation mistakes recording for actual terrorist activities
Hilarity ensues


Full report here (requires flash)
]]></description>
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		<title>Proof that the Doom III engine can do bright surfaces</title>
		<link>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/06/20/my-god-the-doom-iii-engine-can-do-bright-surfaces/</link>
		<comments>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/06/20/my-god-the-doom-iii-engine-can-do-bright-surfaces/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyherbert</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Good</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s an impressive video over at teamxbox.com showing off &#8216;Prey&#8217;, the new FPS game which uses the Doom III engine, it looks very nice.

Pity ID didn&#8217;t turn the brightness up on their Doom III dev-boxes, eh?


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		<title>Yakuza localisation offers Hamill job.</title>
		<link>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/06/19/yakuza-localisation-offers-hamill-job/</link>
		<comments>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/06/19/yakuza-localisation-offers-hamill-job/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
	<category>General</category>
	<category>Hype</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Games Industry brings us news that the actor once predicted to go so far, Mark Hamill, is to get his second job. The Japanese hit Yakuza, is to be localised for western audiences, and in doing so has &#8216;attracted&#8217; voice talents sure to help us understand the eastern-ness, and what with GAME scrapping its &#8216;no-quibbles&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girls stroke Games</title>
		<link>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/06/15/girls-stroke-games/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 13:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Tragedies</category>
	<category>Hype</category>
	<category>Girls stroke Games</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A culmination of the last few weeks of articles on the web about Girl Gamers or Female Gamers or whatever the fuck they want to be called. An excellent article, and one which any person wishing to write about GGs should read lies here. Richard displays pretty much the same attitude as myself on this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Possibly the most smug trailer in the world</title>
		<link>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/06/07/possibly-the-most-smug-trailer-in-the-world/</link>
		<comments>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/06/07/possibly-the-most-smug-trailer-in-the-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jun 2006 18:25:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyherbert</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Micro$oft</category>
	<category>Sequels</category>
	<category>Hype</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m looking forward to Halo 3 as much as the next man, (unless the next man works for Sony), but the latest media offering from Studio Bungie is almost un-watchable due to the high self-love content.

http://www.bungie.net/News/TopStory.aspx?link=e3makingof

Presumably after verbally copulating with the game&#8217;s design on-screen, the talking heads in the trailer all went back to their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BBC idiots</title>
		<link>http://85isnotaverage.co.uk/wordpress/2006/06/03/bbc-idiots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jun 2006 14:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyherbert</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Bad</category>
	<category>$ony</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to the unique way the BBC is funded, they can afford to make outrageous mistakes on their news website, and still get paid at the end of the month.

Exhibit A: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/5041690.stm

(on the NintendoDS game &#8216;Brain Training&#8217;)

&#8220;In a Tokyo classroom, a teacher demonstrates how to turn on the PlayStation Portable and plug in the disc [...]]]></description>
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